Well. You’re certainly a slave to this book.
No wait. You’re not. You’re a manipulative snake who plagiarizes from the same book every week. You peddle children’s stories from the back end of eternity and demand 10% off your friendly listener’s income. At least when high-school kids plagiarize they attempt to hide the source by stealing from the third or fourth Google search results page. You steal from the same book every week. I’m sure those words in that old bible don’t even recognize themselves after 2000 years of editing to fit into every human tragedy. You’re a waste. You are a sad side-effect of literacy. You need more help than all the saps you manage to trick into listening to you. Mad Man. Bad Man. Church Man.