Where da true conservatives at?

I heard that 9/11 only cost alqaeda $500,000…
Compared to the trillions Iraq and Afghanistan will end up costing the Americans, I think it’s safe to say that the only fiscal conservatives left are not in congress but they may be planning to blow up congress.

Cat Lady

If god is a cat lady,
And we are all his cats,
Then firemen must be his kittens,
Coz in their cute trucks,
They’ve got him smitten,
They’re heroic,
They’re adorable,
They’re precious, furry,
Behelmetted sweetnesses.