Remember back in the day when cartoon villains used to go on tv and say something like: I will only talk directly to the president. Now Presidents hear about terrorist acts on the fucking news like erebody else. These days villains go online and say stuff like: I wanna talk directly to the world!


Being a rich animal,
Is like being a tame animal,
Your money as your owner,
Provides you with such pamperings,
That the very edge of reality,
Would pierce your throat,
And from reality,
None can save,
Not even greenback christ.