Romney Presidency, Day One


1. Repeal Obamacare

1. End Medicare

1. Reinstate Don’t ask Don’t Tell

1. Revive Osama

1. Re-invade Iraq

1. Reignite the Cold War

1. Institute Mormonism as a one world religion

1. Reinstate chastity belts for all teenage girls

1. Ban EPA

1. Write a law banning free-thinking

1. Unify Church and State

1. Bring back segregation

1. Ban shoes and celibacy for women i.e. make them all barefoot and pregnant

1. Ban appologies

1. Ban Factcheckers

1. Withdraw USA from the UN

1. Officially make Israel the 51st state

1. Invade Iran

1. Invade Syria

1. Triple Defense budget

1. Reinstate the draft to cope with multiple war fronts

1. Make poverty a crime

1. Nullify taxes for 1%ers, corporations, investments, estate taxes, himself, Bain cronies, and whoever else funded his campaign.

1. Get good price for selling USA to China

1. Triple cost of college attendance by removing interest rate caps

1. Triple poverty level

1. Quintuple infant mortality rate by repealing Obamacare

1. Turn the present wealth gap into a permanent caste system with the rich forever in charge

1. Substitute all online news for Fox news opinion pieces

1. Make Fox news the National broadcaster

1. Make himself a billionaire by eliminating ALL of his tax obligations

1. Invade Canada in search of WMDs

1. Rape MotherJones

1. Make cooky Annie Romney queen of all

1. End all government funding  for green technology

2. Declare all the problems for the 1% with “our values” (billionaires) fixed, leaving the 47% aka 99% to fend for themselves in a Somalia-esque wasteland where stale bread is the currency and GOP is a cuss-word!


3 thoughts on “Romney Presidency, Day One

  1. Your an idiot for thinking that waste of human skin should remain as president. He is worst than Jimmy Carter. The only reason you want him in there is because of the color of his skin. What you don’t understand is that he is doing such a lousy job it is going to hurt any other good candidate of color chances of ever getting in that office and that candidate might be the one person that could bring this nation together. All Obama has done is stagnate the economy while spending tax payers money on multi million dollar vacations which is well out of the allotted presidential budget for vacations and holidays. Who do you think is paying for his spending?

  2. Liberals are nutjobs. They truly believe that list of scare tactics above is true. I laugh because it’s funny. But I realize that there are lots of uneducated people who actually will judge Romney on what they think he will do rather than judge Obama for what he’s already done. Scary.

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